"When your grandmother is cursing her breasts, you go... Gee, grandma... this is intense!"
"Who's really pretty as a little boy... little girl... thing."
"It is not some slimy bishop who abuses little boys. This is OOMF!"
"Dave McRee in giant's hands, being juggled."
"Round tables are a bitch to handle."
"You don't cheat a little- cheat a lot!"
"I'm not angry at you, I'm just telling you his name- Grrr!"
"The lion is the representation of God on earth. Hence MGM."
Also, I've had too much time on my hands today, so there are "Joe Quotes Icons" to go along with these.