"Ho, there's a healthy man who happens to be covered in blood."
"Go see Macbeth- it has this great bloody man."
"You don't invite the witches to a party. Well, maybe here you do."
"This is a spooky bitch."
"Hey, little one, you're sucking at my tit, thanks!"
"It's this big guy with his Macbeth hat on."
"Remember when Christ is on the cross, and he's having a bad day?"
"Anywhere you go, you end up on the left."
"You know, when I come home, my wife doesn't say 'Hello, Professor.'"
"I would guess Lady Macbeth is a very pretty boy."
"Birdie, tell me the truth."
"This is Rocky Horror, only taken literally."
"It's great to see a kid murdered onstage."