Sara Without An H (pacrat530) wrote in thelauingers,
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Joe Quotes 2005: Episode One

So I'm in Joe's Greek Theatre class this year *SQUEE* so I thought I'd give y'all some gems from the first few weeks of class:

"If you don't do it, you're fucked! Nobody wants to sit with you." -on libations

"Women get pregnant, men get dead." -on mortal-immortal relationships

"You can't go from point A to point B without getting raped!" -on The Suppliant Maidens

"Yay penis!"

"Persians! Pants! Pussies!" -on The Persians

"Whoa! Someone is having and orgasm!"

"That sounds a little Jewish to me."

"Trojan doesn't make his size" -on Zeus and contraceptives

"As soon as you get dead, Apollo leaves."

"What up?" -translating the Watchman's speech at the beginning of Agamemnon

There will be more to come, I promise. And yes, my icon is Xena and Gabrielle.
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